The Yelton Manor Tour

Yelton Manor Bed & Breakfast Tour: Quote du Jour

Homer Simpson on Religion
Welcome to The Manor!

"Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer."
Homer Simpson

"Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the bible."
Homer Simpson

"Stealing! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whats-his-name?"
Homer Simpson

"The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten!!!"
Homer Simpson

"Ignore the boy, Lord." - Homer Simpson


"I'm having the best day of my life, and I
owe it all to not going to Church!"

- Homer Simpson

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