Ranting du Jour
Such a sunny suite!
 Mom thinks she knows everything, but I gotta confess she was right about the cheese-fondue-in-the-pocket thing.
"Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless"-Mother Teresa
Here's an item for a lull in conversation at your next party:Only adult male crickets are able to chirp; if you count the number of their chirps in fifteen seconds and add 40, the result will be the temperature within one degree Fahrenheit.
The formula for a happy marriage is the same as how to live in California; if you find a fault don't dwell on it.
I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world...perhaps you've seen it.
A diet is a weigh of life.
A message to my staff: A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.
Anything worth doing, is worth doing for a profit.
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two
cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philips Screwdriver?
Why is it that if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint, you
will have to touch it to be sure?
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